My most surreal moment of the day happened not 30 seconds ago. I went to the bathroom, came out of the cubicle and bumped, literally, into the wonderful Maureen Lipman. I made a comment about her beautiful mint green scarf, she pointed out a random stray (head) hair which I think she thought I had left in the sink. I left the facilities with a rather bemused look on my face. The hair in the sink was blonde. I am, quite clearly I have always thought, a brunette. I don’t quite know what to make of it all…..